an education middle schoolers style

1. Snuff means to punch out and snot box is the face.
2. pop tarts is an acceptable breakfast.
3. coins can be turned into rings.
4. it’s ok to skip skool because you stayed up all night to play video games.
5. life is all about me.
6. the bathroom is the PLACE to text.
7. all major conversations happen w/in 3mins, through a friend and by the water fountain.
8. everyone knows everything within five minutes of it happening and every one’s story is different.
9. slippers are the new crocs.
10. i dont know or care is a proper answer on a test.
11. ripped everything is the way to go.
12. screaming i love you down the hallway is a normal way to communicate.
13. less is only best w/clothing.
14. there is no such thing as inappropriate touching.
15. taping your peers face and ripping the tape off is an acceptable form of entertainment.
16. burping in public is ok: the louder the better.
17. everyone is looking at me and talking about me. drama. drama. drama.

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